Welcome. This is my page. It is filled with loads upon loads of pointless garble to enchant the senses. I'm not a sane man, but I can pull an elephant out of my ass if I try really really hard. If you've got any questions, comments or just wanna give me a big 'ol hello, then e-mail me at [email protected]; ENJOY!

Warning- This page may cause confusion and a lust for magical ducks.

Last Update: Jan.07/01 (This, I believe, Will be the last)
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Much Thanks to my man mouse for showing me html. And thanks to all the people that I take gif's and pic's from.
Also, thank you to Wile E. Coyote for helping me with the problem I had with all the pics.

HELLO TO:

All of my online people: The Posse, Lee-Loo, Bisha, Columbia, Rabint, Juliette, Trinity
KornGirl, Teenage Rage.
Okay, I'm becoming impatient: Hello to everyone, you're all special.